I've decided to put together a proper, in-depth review for the Vodafone TV (since one doesn't seem to exist anywhere else). Yes, reviews for it exist, but they all seem to be as shallow and vapid as the reviewers behind them. I mean, for the love of god, one referred to traditional TV as 'linear'. Don't be like that guy. That guy is an idiot. The proper, time-worn, nomenclature is 'Broadcast'.

Side Note: yes, I'm aware it is referred to as linear in the programming sector, but most people aren't, you know, making broadcast TV every day.

The other reason to have a crack at this, is that there doesn’t seem to be anything comparing the service Sky provides via Vodafone against the service Sky provides via Sky. Self-feeding monopolistic tendencies aside, we’re stuck with Sky for the foreseeable future, so I hope to at least answer a few questions that current Sky subscribers might have about subscribing to Sky with Vodafone Sky. Sky?