The message came late at night, the dedicated server hardware I've been running is wearing out and needs to be replaced.
Rather than transfer an antiquated jerry-rigged assortment of software that had been cobbled together to give me the best of multiple worlds (instead of settling for a single solution and making compromises), the decision was made to modernized the entire infrastructure.
It was always something that was intended to be replaced piece-by-piece, but because I've not had much time to dedicate to such foolish pursuits it was always pushed aside for another day. Another day has come, and with the long weekend drawing to a close I have successfully migrated this website, along with 3 others to a new home. All complete with a new skin!
Huzzah!
Quaid J Leckey